Quickies

Sitting on my lazy arse
I drift into a daydream,
Thinking 'bout you fully smothered
From head to toe in chocolate cream.

I get this thought every day and night
And wonder when it would stop.
But I can't help thinking what it'll be like
If there was a cherry placed on top!

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Sixpence
sing a song of sixpence,
a pocket full of pus,
4 and 20 homo's climb upon a bus,
when the bus began to move
they all began to sing
who's the dirty faggot
with his finger up me ring

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His dick is most surely a dilly,
A grand and marvellous Willie.
His gal loves to give head,
But most often instead,
He ends by just screwing her silly.
My back aches, my pussy is sore;
I simply can't screw any more.
I'm covered with sweat,
And you haven't come yet,
And gosh, it's a quarter to four!