Quickies # 5

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing
Jack madea pass
And grabbed her ass
And now two of his teeth are missing

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Hickory dickory clock
Some chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I blew my goo
And dropped the bitch off at the next block

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I like em in frills
I like em in lace
But i like ems best
When there on me face

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A horny young lady named Lil
fucked a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
in north Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil

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There was a young lass from Macbeth,
who use to pull foreskins back with her teeth,
it wasn't for money or anything funny ,
it was just for the cheese underneath...

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Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over, love
You're about to get fisted.

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