Quickies # 8

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Oral sex can be so fine. when you do a 69.
you start to shake moan & quiver.
then u cum just like a river
then you lick it up in vain
wipe your lips and start again!

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roses are straight violets are twisted.
bend over love your about to get fisted.
roses make me laugh violets make me titter.
your a dirty c**t & you love it up the shitter

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Eat me beat me bite me blow me.
suck me fuck me very slowly.
if you kiss me don 't be sassy
use your tongue and make it nasty!

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Let it dribble let it flow.
flip me over go real slow.
slap me hard then pick up speed.
a right good fuck is what I need!

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There was a young girl from down wick
who asked her mum what is a prick.
she said oh Annie it goes up your fanny
and jumps up & down till its sick!

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