why cats are better than men

A Cat Always Hits the Litter box
Better chance of training a cat
No matter what your cat drags into your house,
you don't have to pretend to like it
You never have to spend time with your cat's mother
If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.
A Cat purrs when you serve him dinner.
You can de-claw a cat... Try to get a guy to clip his toenails.
It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.
You don't have to worry about your cat turning into a pig when you host a party
A cat knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is.
If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.