Mans Guide To Female English


We need . . .I want
It's your decision . . .The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want . . .You'll pay for this later
We need to talk . . .I need to complain

Sure... go ahead . . .I don't want you to
I'm not upset . . . Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly . . . You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight ... Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! . I've got my period
Be romantic, turn out the lights . . . I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient . . .I want a new house
I want new curtains ..... and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...

I need wedding shoes . . . the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

Hang the picture there . . . NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise . . .I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? . . . I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? .. I did something today you're really not going to
like

I'll be ready in a minute ... Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? . . .Tell me I'm beautiful

You have to learn to communicate . . . Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? . . . [Too late, you're dead.]

Yes ...No
No . . .No
Maybe . . .No

I'm sorry . . .You'll be sorry
Do you like this recipe? . . It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it

Was that the baby? . . . Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until
he goes to sleep

I'm not yelling! . . . Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
All we're going to buy is a soap dish . . . .
It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department,
the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses,
and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom
and did you bring your check book?


THE ANSWER TO "WHAT'S WRONG?"

The same old thing . . .Nothing
Nothing . . .Everything

Everything . . .My PMS is acting up
Nothing, really . . It's just that you're such a pain the butt

I don't want to talk about it . . .Go away, I'm still building up steam

 

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