Barbeque

A couple had been married 15 years.
One afternoon, they were working in the garden together.
As the wife bent over pulling weeds, the husband says,
"Honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is huge. I'll bet it is as big as the bbq."

The husband picks up a yardstick to prove his point.
First he measures the bbq, then his wife's butt.
"Yep," he says, "just about the same size."

That evening they went to bed. The husband cuddled up to his wife saying,
"How about a little loving, honey"?

The wife turns over, with her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.

"What's the matter?" he asked.
She answered sarcastically,
"You don't think I'm going to fire up this big ass barbie
for one little weener, do you !!"

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