Any Bread ?

 A Duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any fricking bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any fricking bread,
ask me again and I'll nail your fricking beak to the bar you irritating
bastard bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"

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