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DOES COLD WATER CLEAN?


 A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded,
 rural area of the state. After spending the night, his grandfather
 prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon.
 He noticed a film-like substance on his plate and he questioned his
 grandfather. "Are these plates clean?"

 His grandfather replied...."those plates are as clean as cold water can
 get them so go on and finish your meal." That afternoon, while eating
 the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed tiny specks
 around  the edge of his plate, and a substance that looked like dried egg yokes.
 So he asked again, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

 Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says, "I told you
 before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them, now don't
 ask me about it anymore!" Later that afternoon, as he was on his way out
 to get the paper, the dog started to growl and would not let him pass.
 "Grandfather, your dog won't let me out," he complained. Without
 diverting his attention from the football game, his Grandfather shouted,


 "Coldwater, move!"

 

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