6 Quick Naughty Poems

There once was a man from St. Clair,
Who slipped it to his wife on the stair.
With one mighty stroke,
The banister broke,
And he finished his job in the air.

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There was a young fellow named Goody.
Who claimed that he wouldn't, but would he?
If he found himself nude,
With a gal in the mood,
The question's not would he, but could he?

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A kinky young girl from Coles hill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina,
In North Carolina,
And bits of her tits in Brazil.

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There was a young lassie from Morton,
Who had one long tit and one short 'en.
On top of all that,
A great hairy twat,
And a fart like a six fifty Norton.

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There once was a man from Cheyenne,
Of women, he was a fan,
But they thought "Damn he's fat,"
"I'm not touching that!"
So he had to rely on his hand.

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Said a woman with open delight,
"My pubic hair's perfectly white.
I admit there's a glare,
But the fellows don't care.
They locate it more quickly at night."

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