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                        Tarzan 
                         
                        Down in the valley where the green grass grows 
                        There lives a girl who wears no clothes 
                        Then came Tarzan clipitty-clop 
                        His cock was always on the hop 
                        He gave her a Shilling but she was not willing 
                        He gave her Pound she laid on the ground 
                        He gave her a smack she opened her crack 
                        And in went the union's jack 
                        3 months later all was well 
                        6 months later there was a swell 
                        9 months later there was a pop 
                        And out came a bastard sucking his cock 
                        That is not all! Ladies & gents that's not all 
                        The bastard had only one ball. 
                          
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