Politically Correct

She Is Not HORNY - She Is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

She Is Not A SCREAMER Or MOANER - She Is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

She Is Not CONCEITED - She Is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

She Is Not EASY - She Is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

She Is Not A BLEACHED BLONDE - She Is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

She Does Not GET YOU EXCITED - She Causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT

She Is Not A BAD COOK - She Is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

She Is Not HALF NAKED - She Is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.

She Does Not Wear TOO MUCH JEWELLERY - She Is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.

She Does Not Want To Be MARRIED - She Wants To Lock You In DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.

She Does Not GAIN WEIGHT - She Is A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.

She Does Not TEASE Or FLIRT - She Engages In ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

She Is Not DUMB - She Is A DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She Is Not KINKY - She Is A NON-INHIBITED SEXUAL COMPANION.

She Is Not TOO SKINNY - She Is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

She Does Not HAVE A MOUSTACHE - She Is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.

She Does Not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She Is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.

She Has Not BEEN AROUND - She Is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She Does Not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She Commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.

She Is Not A SLUT - She Is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

She Does Not Have A KILLER BODY - She Is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.

She Does Not GO SHOPPING - She Is MALL FLUENT.

She Is Not An AIRHEAD - She Is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She Does Not Get DRUNK Or TIPSY - She Gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She Does Not Get FAT Or CHUBBY - She Achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

She Is Not COLD Or FRIGID - She Is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.

She Does Not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She Has Reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

She Does Not Have BREAST IMPLANTS - She Is GRAVITY RESISTANT.

She Does Not NAG YOU - She Becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

She Is Not LOOSE - She Is MORALLY IMPAIRED.

She Does Not Have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She Is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

She Does Not Have THIN LIPS - She Is COLLAGEN DEPENDENT.

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