Politically Correct - Female

She Is Not HORNY -
She Is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

She Is Not A SCREAMER Or MOANER -
She Is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

She Is Not CONCEITED -
She Is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

She Is Not EASY -
She Is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

She Is Not A BLEACHED BLONDE -
She Is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

She Does Not GET YOU EXCITED -
She Causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT

She Is Not A BAD COOK -
She Is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

She Is Not HALF NAKED -
She Is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.

She Does Not Wear TOO MUCH JEWELLERY -
She Is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.

She Does Not Want To Be MARRIED -
She Wants To Lock You In DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.

She Does Not GAIN WEIGHT -
She Is A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.

She Does Not TEASE Or FLIRT -
She Engages In ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

She Is Not DUMB -
She Is A DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She Is Not KINKY -
She Is A NON-INHIBITED SEXUAL COMPANION.

She Is Not TOO SKINNY -
She Is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

She Does Not HAVE A MOUSTACHE -
She Is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.

She Does Not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS -
She Is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.

She Has Not BEEN AROUND -
She Is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She Does Not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME -
She Commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.

She Is Not A SLUT -
She Is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

She Does Not Have A KILLER BODY -
She Is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.

She Does Not GO SHOPPING -
She Is MALL FLUENT.

She Is Not An AIRHEAD -
She Is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She Does Not Get DRUNK Or TIPSY -
She Gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She Does Not Get FAT Or CHUBBY -
She Achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

She Is Not COLD Or FRIGID -
She Is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.

She Does Not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP -
She Has Reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

She Does Not Have BREAST IMPLANTS -
She Is GRAVITY RESISTANT.

She Does Not NAG YOU -
She Becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

She Is Not LOOSE -
She Is MORALLY IMPAIRED.

She Does Not Have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS -
She Is PICTORIALLY SUPERIOR.

She Does Not Have THIN LIPS -
She Is COLLAGEN DEPENDENT

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