Cornfield

There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.
The DJ was telling blonde joke after blonde joke
until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off.
A mile down the road, she saw another blonde
out in a corn field in a boat rowing.
The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled,
"You bimbo, it's blondes like you that give us all a bad name.
If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

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