Quickies

Q: What is 69 and 69 ???
A: Dinner for four.

Q: Do you know what the square root of 69 is ???
A: Ate something.

Q: But do you know what 6.9 is ???
A: A good thing screwed up by a period.

Q: Why is life like a penis ???
A: Because when it's soft it's hard to beat,
but when it's hard you get screwed.

Q: What do a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common ???
A: The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg ???
A: They won't stop to ask directions.

Q: What do men and sperm have in common ???
A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a pit bull ???
A: Your last blow job - Ever!

Q: Why are pubes curly ???
A: So you don't poke your eyes out!

Q: Quickest way to make pussy talk ???
A: Stick a tongue in it!

Q: Define masturbation ???
A: Handy Sex

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