Quickies No 3

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Men's Brains

Why don't men name there penises after women.
Because they don't want a woman running their life.

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Who invented the TERM
Suffers from Premature Ejaculation???

Must've been a woman,
because no man would call it suffering...

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What do women and KFC have in common.... ??
once your finished with the legs and the breasts,
you've got a nice greasy box to put your bone in.

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Ever wonder why it is so hard for a girl to piss the morning after sex?
Try opening a toasted cheese sandwich!

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What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!

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HOW DO YOU KNOW IF A GUY'S SPERM COUNT IS TOO HIGH?
IF YOU HAVE TO CHEW BEFORE YOU SWALLOW

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Why is a woman like an old washing machine?
Because they both drip when they're fucked!

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How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
One Post, two Globes, and many Times.
 

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