Magic Lamp

A college girl goes up to her mom and says,
in school there was this boy who pulled down his pants
and showed me something.
What was that thing?

"Well that was his magic lamp". says Mom

Well why don't I have a magic lamp, she asks

Females have a magic carpet,
but remember never let a magic lamp sit on your magic carpet, Mom says,

Later that night the girl went over to her friends house for a sleep over
where she watched Aladdin.
The next day she came home and she was all wet.

Her mom asks ,Honey why are you all wet ?

She says,
"Well The guy I told you about yesterday showed me his magic lamp again,
so I rubbed it for the genie could come out,
Instead the lamp just spat at me"

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