Sex Education

A fifth grade teacher is told she must teach sex education to her class.
She decides to use a math technique to teach the subject,
and thinks flash cards will work well.

The next day in class, she holds up the first flash card,
a picture of a breast, and asks, "Does anyone know what this is?"

Sandy responds, "I know, I know! It's a picture of a breast
and my Mommy has two of them!"

The teacher says, "Very good Sandy, you get a star for the exercise."

The teacher grabs the next card and holds it up. It's a picture of a penis.
She asks, "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny says, "I know,
I know! It's a penis and my Daddy has two of them!!"

The teacher says, "Well, Johnny, it is a penis,
but your daddy can't have two of them.

Johnny says, "Sure he does, he's got a little one he pees out of
and a great big one he brushes Mommy's teeth with!"

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