Anatomy Auction

A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last night's dream.
"I was At an auction for penises.
The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny ones For $10."

Husband: "What about one my size?"

Wife: "Didn't get a bid."

The husband wants revenge,
so the next morning he tells his wife about his Dream last night.
"I was at an auction for vaginas.
The really tight one's Sold for $1,000 and the loose ones for $10."

Wife: "What about ones like mine?"

Husband: "That's where they held the auction."

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