Female Rejection Lines

10. I think of you as a brother. Translation:
You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.'

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation:
I don't want to do my dad.

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. Translation:
You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.

7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation:
I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear
phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.

6. I've got a boyfriend. Translation:
I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.

5. I don't date men where I work. Translation:
I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system,
much less the same building.

4. It's not you, it's me. Translation:
It's you.

3. I'm concentrating on my career. Translation:
Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job
is better than dating you.

2. I'm celibate. Translation:
I've sworn off only the men like you.

1. Let's be friends. Translation:
I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail
about all the other men I meet and have sex with.
It's the male perspective thing.

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