Things NOT To Say During Sex!



"But everybody looks funny naked!"

"Did I mention the video camera?"

"Do you smell something burning?"

"You woke me up for that?"

"And to think, I was really trying to pick up your friend!"

"Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober."

"Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth."

"Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?"

"Smile, you're on Candid Camera!"

"Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?"

"Maybe you're just out of practice."

"On second thought, let's turn off the lights."

"It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!"

"You're almost as good as my ex!"

"And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!"

"Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?"

"Does this count as a date?"

"I really hate women who actually think sex means something"

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