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Constipated People Don't Give A crap .

Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.

If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People.

Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.

If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

My Kid Got Your Honour Roll Student Pregnant.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And Seek Counselling!

Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.

If You're Not A Haemorrhoid, Get Off My butt.

I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

Illiterate? Write For Help

Honk If Anything Falls Off

Cover Me. I'm Changing Lanes

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person

You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

If Sex Is A Pain In The butt, Then You're Doing It Wrong...

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

Axe Me About Ebon

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