Oneliners

Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

Boldly Going Nowhere

Cat: The Other White Meat

Caution - Driver Legally Blonde

Heart Attacks ...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down...Before He Admits He is lost?

Money Isn't Everything, But Poverty Sucks!

Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.

I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?

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