Pickle Slicer

Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years
when he came home one day to confess
to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it,
but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashamed.
His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill ?
"she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous
urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer ?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't."
"Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired.."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer ?"
"Oh...she got fired too."

<-Back  Home  Next->