THREE TORTURES


A man is walking through the woods looking for a place to stay the night,
he comes upon a small cabin owned by a Chinese man
after a few minutes of thinking he asks the man if he could stay the night
out of courtesy the little man lets him stay
but he could stay under one condition that he doesn't touch
the man's daughter or he will go thought the 3 Chinese tortures
so the man agrees with these conditions and stays

the man sat down on the couch and the most beautiful girl
he had ever seen walks in the girl stared at the man all night
and after the girls father went to bed,
the man and the Chinese mans daughter have sex
all night until the next morning

being tired from sex the man goes to sleep
and when he wakes he has this huge rock on his chest and on 1 side it said,
Chinese torture #1 throw the stone out the window,
so the man gets up and throws the stone out the window,
but on the window sill it says,
Chinese torture #2 one end of string tied to left testicle other tied to rock,
so the man jumps out the window after the rock to save his nuts,
then he notices something written on the other side of the rock,
Chinese torture #3 Right testicle tied to bed post...

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