Vacation

Every Vacation She Gets Pregnant

Bob says to Lester,
"You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation,
only this year I'm gonna do it a little different.
The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go.

Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii,
I went to Hawaii, and Marie got pregnant.

Then last year, you told me to go to the Bahamas,
I went to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again."

Lester says, "So what you gonna do different this year?"

Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with me..."

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