WOMEN ARE LIKE...

THE STOCK MARKET
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

COMPUTERS
They take too long to warm up and a better model
always comes along once you've already got one.

GLAD WRAP
Useful but clingy.

HORSES
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

PARKING METERS
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

FAX MACHINES
Useful for one very specific purpose
but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

POLITICAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTORS
If you let them talk about themselves
long enough you wind up in bed with them.

FRIDGES
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

BLUE JEANS
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

COUNTRY AND WESTERN SONGS
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them
you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

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