Battle Of The Sexes

The Mans Guide to Female English


We need . . . . . . . .  I want

It's your decision . . . . . . . . The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want . . . .. . . . . You'll pay for this later

We need to talk . .  . . . . . I need to complain

Sure... go ahead . . . . . . . . I don't want you to

I'm not upset . . . . . . . . . . Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly . . . .  . . You need a shave and you sweat a lot

You're certainly attentive tonight . .  . . Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! . I've got my period

Be romantic, turn out the lights . . . . . . I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient .  . . . . . I want a new house

I want new curtains . . . . . . and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

I need wedding shoes . . . . . the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

Hang the picture there . . . . . NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise . . ... I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? . . . . . . I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? .  . I did something today you're really not going to
like

I'll be ready in a minute . .. . . Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

Is my butt fat? . . . . . . Tell me I'm beautiful

You have to learn to communicate . . . Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? . . .  . [Too late, you're dead.]

Yes .. . . . . . . . . No

No . . . . .. . . . . . No

Maybe . . . . . . . . . . No

I'm sorry . . . . . . . . You'll be sorry

Do you like this recipe? . . . It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it

Was that the baby? . . . Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until
he goes to sleep

I'm not yelling! . . . Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

All we're going to buy is a soap dish . . . . It goes without saying that we're stopping at
the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your check book?


THE ANSWER TO "WHAT'S WRONG?"

The same old thing . .  . . . . Nothing

Nothing . . . .  . . Everything

Everything . . .  . . . My PMS is acting up

Nothing, really . . It's just that you're such a pain the butt

I don't want to talk about it . . .. Go away, I'm still building up steam

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