Oneliners

Oneliners
( consist of different one-liners, to many to list on one page )

Put Downs - Inside every slim

Puns - I fired my masseuse today

Short Ones - So, how's it going with the ladies?

Oneliners # 1 - Go Screw Yourself

Oneliners # 2 - What's a mixed feeling?

Oneliners # 3 - Because I was pissed

Oneliners # 4 - What do you call

Oneliners # 5 - leading a sad life