Men Bashing Jokes

20 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man!
 

1. Wow, and your feet are so big!

2. Ahhhh, It's cute.

3. Why don't we just cuddle?

4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

5. Make it dance.

6. It's OK, we'll work around it.

7. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

8. Can I be honest with you?

9. (giggle and point)

10. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

11. At least this won't take long.

12. I never saw one like this before.

13. But it still works, right?

14. This is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.

15. Maybe it looks better in natural light...?

16. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

17. Are you cold?

18. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.

19. Is that an optical illusion?

20. I guess this makes me the "early bird."

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