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High Stress Days

Useful Expressions: For HIGH STRESS DAYS!

"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you."

"Well, this day was a total waste of makeup."

"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"

"I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one."

"I hate everybody. And you're next."

"Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen."

"I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"

"I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."

"You say I'm a B_ _ _ _ like it's a bad thing."

"I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."

"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed."

"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"

"Is it time for your medication or mine?"

"And your crybaby whiny-baby opinion would be...?"

Guys have feelings too. But like, who cares?"

"Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win."

"You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP."

"Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it."

"I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people."

"How can I miss you if you won't go away?"

"Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."


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