Men Bashing # 7

Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Why is food better than men?
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.

Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?
They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes.

Why would women be better off if men treated them like cars?
At least then they would get a little attention every 6 months or 50,000 miles,
whichever came first.

What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?
Slow.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, men will screw anything.

Why do men have a hole in their penis?
So oxygen can get to their brains.

What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

What do ceramic tile and men have in common?
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women.

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head

How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones left are handicapped.

What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer.

What have men and paving slabs got in common?
If you lay them right, you can walk all over them.