Men Bashing Jokes

Thoughts for women

Don't imagine you can change a man -
unless he's in diapers.

If they put a man on the moon -
they should be able to put them all up there.

Never let your man's mind wander -
it's too little to be out alone.

Men are all the same - they just have
different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

Definition of a bachelor: a man who
has missed the opportunity to make
some woman miserable.

Best way to get a man to do something -
suggest they are too old for it.

Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If you want a committed man -
look in a mental hospital.

If he asks what sort of books you're
interested in, tell him checkbooks.

Remember a sense of humor does not mean
that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

Sadly, all men are created equal.

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