Just Jokes

Bitch No 2

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"

She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know.... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc. "

A second gal answers their question before they even ask it: "BITCH."

What exactly is a BITCH?!?", they ask in unison. "Babe In Total Control of Herself."

Or it could mean "Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons"!!

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