Just Jokes

Flying Bug

A man and a woman were driving down the road
and arguing about his deplorable infidelity
when suddenly the woman reaches over
and slices the man's penis off.
Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter.
The little girl is just chatting away at her father
when all of a sudden the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield,
sticks for a moment, then flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her father,
"Daddy, what the heck was that?"

Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual
at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug,
honey."

The daughter sits with a confused look on her face
and after a few minutes she says,
"Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"

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