Just Jokes

Child Birth

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year old girl,
to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.

Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help
and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about
what she had just witnessed.

Katelyn quickly responded,
"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.
Smack him again."

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