Dirty Jokes

3 Knots

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks
once more for old times sake.
He finds a little prostitute and goes up into the room with her,
draping his sailor suit across the bed.

He's goin' at it as best he can for a guy his age and asks, "How am I doin'?"

The whore says, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots."

What's that?" he asks.

She says,
"You're 'knot' hard,  you're 'knot' in,
and you're 'knot' getting your money back!"

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