Dirty Jokes

Birds Nest

A man went to the beach and stripped off all his clothes and began laying down in the sun.
Then comes a little girl. He quickly covered his "private part" with a towel
and the little girl asks him, "Mister, what's inside your towel?"

The man replied, "Oooh, it's just a little birdie."

The girl nodded and wandered off and the man falls asleep. When he woke up,
he finds himself in a hospital and his "private part" in huge pain.
A doctor came and asked him, "What happened?"

The man replied, "How am I supposed to know?
All I remember was stripping of my clothes,
laying down on the beach naked, this little girl talking to me and then i fell asleep!
And now, I'm here!"

So the doctor went to the beach and tried finding the little girl.
When he did, he asked her what did she do with the man's private part.

The girl answered; "Well, I was bored so I decided to play with the little birdie.
I was playing with it until it spit at me so I wrung its neck,
crushed its eggs, and burnt it's nest !"

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