Dirty Jokes

Black Box

There were three old black ladies getting ready to take a plane across the ocean.
The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all,
but I'm gonna wear me some hot pink panties before I gets on that plane."
"Why you gonna wear them for?" the other two asked.
The first replied,
"Cause, if that plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a cornfield,
they gonna find me ass first."
The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange panties."
"Why you gonna wear them ?" the others asked.
The second lady answered:
"Cause if this here plane is going' down and I'm floating butt-up in the ocean,
they can see me ass first."
The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties....."
" What? No panties?!" the others said in disbelief.
"that's right, you heard me. I'm not wearing any panties,"
the third lady said, "cause if this plane goes down, honey,
they always look for the black box first."

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