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For Many Nights

For many nights I've dreamt of you,  And woken in a sticky goo.

I think of you more than a lot,  I think of those big tits you've got.

I hear your voice inside my head,  I want to fuck you till I'm dead.

You fill my heart, you give me strength,  You make my dick increase in length.

I want you like a lover should,  To give me head would be real good.

Your smile brings pleasure to my heart,  Till in my bed you drop a fart.

I think of you both night and day,  But herpes just won't go away.

I long to hold you close to me,  And squeeze your ass to fuckery.

I want your kiss, I need your touch,  I'd like to fuck you very much.

So many qualities you bear,  Your maiden head I wish to tear.

Your love I shall forever chase,  My load will blow into your face.

For I respect you a great deal,  Your muff shall be my next big meal.

Your presence fills my soul with joy,  I yearn for you to touch my toy.

Your beauty leaves me in a trance,  I'd lick you if I had the chance.

I'd love to feel you by my side, You'd make a fucking easy ride.

Your face is always on my mind, I'd like to spurt up your behind.

I treasure moments when your near,  Does my cock fit in your ear?

When you are near I want to sing,  And stick my prick right up your ring.

I long to kiss your luscious lips,  And thrust my bar between your hips.

I'd love to tell you how I feel,  To suck me off you'd have to kneel.


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