Dirty Jokes

Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood just finished helping her mother with cooking,
she said to her mother i will take a basket to grandma's house.
ok the mother replied, but beware of the big bad wolf,
as she started to leave her dad gave her his gun and told her
if you see that wolf shoot to kill or he will eat you.
So off through the woods she went with the basket of food for grandma
skipping and singing when out of the bushes jumped the big bad wolf.
Where are you going Red asked the wolf to grandmas house to give her this food,
ok replied the wolf i will catch you later,
and then Red pulled out her fathers gun and pointed to the wolf
oh no you don't mother fucker, as she pulled up her dress
you're gonna eat me like the story say's

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