Dirty Jokes

Thaw Out

An young lady and her mother are riding into town in their carriage
on day and the daughter says, 'mom my hands are cold.
" The mother replies, put them between your legs and they will warm up.
" So she does and they warm up.

The next day the girl is riding into town with her boyfriend and he says
"boy, my hands are cold." to which the girl replied,
"put them between my legs and they will get warm.
" He does. A few minutes later he complains that his nose is cold
so she tells him to put it between her legs.

The next day the mother and daughter are talking
and the daughter asks 'mom, what's a penis?
' The mother asks "why do you ask dear?
" The daughter replies,"well they sure are a mess to clean up when they thaw out !!

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