Dirty Jokes

Too Deep

There was a couple going at it for the first time,
and they were going at it for a while when
the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider.
She does and they continue.

A few minutes go by and he asks her again, "open your legs a little wider".

She does, then he asks again, "a little wider Hun".

The woman starts getting pissed off but she does it.
Till finally he asks again, "Can you open them just a little wider?"

So she finally yells "what are you trying to do get your balls in too?"

He says "no, I'm trying to get them out."

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