Just Jokes

Doctor Said

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his check up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease,
combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant,
and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal.
For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day.
Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.
And most importantly.
make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim.
If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year,
I think your husband will regain his health completely.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife.
"What did the doctor say?" she replied
"You're going to die," .

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