Just Jokes

Last Payment

Daughter:

"Mom, Dad asked me to give you this envelope.
He said to tell you that since I'm now 18
this is the LAST child support payment
he'll ever have to make to you.
Now I'm supposed to stand back
and watch the expression on your face."

Mother:

"Next time you visit your father
tell him that after 18 years I have decided
to inform him that he's not your father.
Then, stand back and watch
the expression on his face."

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