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Henpecked Husbands
He wears the pants in the house - under his apron. He has two chances of winning an argument with her, slim and none. She leads a double life - hers and his. He comes right out and says what she tells him to think. She does not have to raise the roof; all she has to do is raise an eyebrow. He always has the last word - he says, "I apologize". He was a man about town, she has turned him into a mouse around the house. The last big decision she let him make was whether to wash or to dry. He put a ring on her finger and she put one through his nose. He was a dude before marriage - now he is subdued. He married her for her looks, but not the kind he's getting now. She lost her thumb in an accident and sued for $100,000, She even complains about the noise he makes, when he is fixing his own breakfast. He goes to a woman dentist - it's a relief to be told to open his mouth instead of to shut it. Every once in awhile she comes to him on her bended knees.
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