Marriage Jokes

MARRIAGE QUOTES BY MEN

I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose,
would you go to lunch or to a movie?

It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case,
it was almost impossible.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months
I don't like to interrupt her.

A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.

 Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
after marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

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