Marriage Jokes

Unhappily Married

A man is walking down a beach during sunset when he stumbles across a lamp.
Picking it up he says to himself,
"I wonder if it's magic. I think I'll rub it and find out."

Well sure enough this man rubs the lamp and a genie pops out.
The genie says to the man, "I'm your genie and I am at your command.
I shall grant you three wishes on one condition.
Everything you wish for, your wife gets double."

Well the man thought about it and finally blurted out, "Give me a million dollars.
"So the genie gave him a million dollars
and his wife two million while reminding him of the "one condition".

Next the man said, " I'd like a house on the east coast and a house on the west coast.
"So the genie gave him his two houses and his wife four houses.

Finally the genie said, "You have one wish remaining but remember,
your wife gets double."
So the man thought for nearly an hour about his final wish.
Looking up at the genie hovering over the sand he said with a sly grin on his face,
"Ok Genie, I want you to beat me half to death."

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