Naughty Poems

Quickies # 4

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Oral sex is mighty fine lick me suck me 69,
in a bush or in a bed either way I want some head!
Don't be shy have a try
goes in easy comes out greasy

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Mary had a little bike
She rode it back to front
And every time she pulled the brake
The seat went up her cunt

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Old mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To give her poor dog a bone
When she bent over Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own

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There was a young lady from France
Who got on the bus in a trance
Everyone fucked her
Apart from the conductor
But he came twice in his pants

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There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he whipped off his chin
If my ear were a cunt id fuck it

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There once was a man named Ray
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And tore all his foreskin away
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