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 |   Onelinersconsist of different one-liners, to many to list on one page
 Put Downs
 Inside every slim
 
 Puns
 I fired my masseuse today
 
 Short Ones
 So, how's it going with the ladies?
 
 Oneliners # 1
 Go Screw Yourself...Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?>
 
 Oneliners # 2
 What's a mixed feeling? - difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball
 
 Oneliners # 3
 Because I was pissed, sugar bowl's empty and so is your head
 
 Oneliners # 4
 What do you call. - When a nymphomaniac tells you
 
 Oneliners # 5
 leading a sad life...difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
 
 Oneliners # 6
 Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
 
 Oneliners # 7
 My name is Heimlich. Want to see my manoeuvre?
       
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