My name is Heimlich. Want to see my manoeuvre?
Talk is cheap and so am I
It's all about the penis
Got the Urge to Merge
Drunken Mall Ho
Horn Dog
Pornographic Memory
Niagara Falls? Viagra Better.
Gynaecological Police Feet Back and Spread 'Em!
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, before I leave, show me your bust!
Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Down
Horny, Broke, Finger Still Works
Men are from Mars. Women want the Penis.
I'm a Snowman and I need a snow job.
Want more sex? Become a priest.
Body Cavity Search & Rescue Team
May be used as a flotation device.
Me So Horny

If it weren't for leaning against the washing machine,
I'd have no sex life at all.

Naughty Boy. Go To My Room.
I Wish These Were Brains.
Bad to the Boner

You can't please everyone and even if you could,
who would want to spend the whole day in bed?

Sheep Testicle Fondler
Viagra 10K Run - always a lot of stiff competition!
If you have 10-inches, I have an opening.
Shallow but Swallow.
Uranus. Where your prison-mate launches his probe.
Big Heart Small Penis
Save the lap dance for me.
Objects In This Shirt Are Closer Than They Appear
I'd like a rub, and a tug, please.
These are real. So is my Wonder Bra.
Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear.
Claire Voyeur. I know when others are picturing me naked.
Who Let The Horn Dogs Out?
Rub My Lantern And See My Genie!
Seduce Me, Please.
Clap On! Clap Off! Oh, Crap; I've Got The Clap!
Panty Claus
Hooter Inspector
Ask Me About My Weasel.
Nookie Patrol

Things Have Changed! It used to be sex, then a cigarette.
Now, it is a birth control patch, then a nicotine patch.

Papa Chubby
Keep Staring
Horn Dog Obedience School
Rub My BELLY For LUCK!
I'm not bald. That's my solar sex panel.
I like doing my own thing, except when I can get a date.
School of Hard Knockers
These are real!
Life Is Hard And So Am I.
Don't Turn On Me. Turn Me On!
Hoot if you like Hooters
Scratch 'N' Sniff
You fake orgasm like I fake snoring.
Hey Mista, Ten Dolla Make You Holla
Horn Dog On The Loose!
Everyone gets behind sometimes. May I have yours?
One of us is thinking about sex.......O.K., now it's two.
Truck Stop Hooker
Call Me Planters 'Cause My Nuts Are Lightly Salted
I just wish my dick was as big as my turds.
Rub my belly and raise the flag pole!
I Choked Linda Lovelace
Is my dick big for this shirt?
I Like To Get Myself Drunk and Take Advantage Of Me.
Hello Titty
Boner Appetité
Penilly Challenged
Save A Virgin. Do Me Instead.
No Slut Left Behind

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